• Meta patents AI that could keep you posting from beyond the grave Tech bros have beenwanting to become immortalfor years. • Until they get there, their fallback might be continuing to post nonsense on social media from the afterlife. • On December 30, 2025, Meta was granted US patent 12513102B2:Simulation of a user of a social networking system using a language model. • It describes a system that trains an AI on a user’s posts, comments, chats, voice messages, and likes, then deploys a bot to respond to newsfeeds, DMs, and even simulated audio or video calls. • Filed in November 2023 by Meta CTO Andrew Bosworth, it sounds innocuous enough. • Perhaps some people would use it to post their political hot takes while they’re asleep.

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  • Tech bros have been wanting to become immortal for years. Until they get there, their fallback might be continuing to post nonsense on social media from the afterlife. On December 30, 2025, Meta was granted US patent 12513102B2: Simulation of a user of a social networking system using a language model. It describes a system that trains an AI on a user’s posts, comments, chats, voice messages, and likes, then deploys a bot to respond to newsfeeds, DMs, and even simulated audio or video calls. Filed in November 2023 by Meta CTO Andrew Bosworth, it sounds innocuous enough. Perhaps some people wou

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